Sunday, March 22, 2009

A day to listen

Missed...





It's been a while since I sit down somewhere and chill with my friends for hours...


Well, what I normally do in KL....we will be rushing to everywhere...it's like after class, we will be spending countless hours to decide where to go, after eating, ALWAYS, everyone will be rushing to do their own stuff, either going home or gym or whatsoever....


I missed the days where after meal, my friends and I, we will go somewhere like say maybe Coffee Bean or Starbucks to chill there and catch up with our daily life for hours....
I actually do that every Friday till Sunday when I'm back to Penang.....
Well, I'm just not those type of guy who wants to just "do whatever need to be finish, and go home" type of person...and maybe this kinda guy they will just go ahead and spends hours on Computer Games...


So, today....after the badminton competition *btw, we lost and I injured my arm*

Anyway, my friend from Penang...she text me and she said she needs to go somewhere with internet to get her work done, so she was wondering whether I'm free or not....
So, since we didn't meet up for kinda long.... I decided to meet up with her.....

After spending sometimes to decide where to go, we ended up having dinner in Murni, then Starbucks to chill....


Now, I've been in Starbucks for like say 5 hours.....
Welll, it's nice sitting and chilling with my friend again..I just missed those days I had back in Penang...... Sitting there, well to be honest, for sure we would not talk for like 5 hours straight la..duuuh..!!!! but then the fact is you get to see different type of ppl walking in and out and having different types of conversation.....I just love seeing different type and different personality kinda person... =)









I'm still in Starbucks now =)

Monday, March 16, 2009

Brilliant Students

What career should you choose?

Teacher?

Read this and consider about it =)




Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

 

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!


Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

 

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

 

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

 

Murid : Kami siuman!

 

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

 

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

 

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

 

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)





Still want to be a teacher?

hahahaa =D

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Thoughts

Ahhhh...


It has been a while, not a while actually, it has been really long since I felt like this....

The feeling of keep thinking of, was back in years,
Never thought of this kinda feeling will be back as it is.

That, which makes me really missed and think of, every single seconds of my life back then,
I thought this feeling will not come again as I had wasted then.

Again, if one to have really remember of,
It will really tear of  my heart, pathetic one.

But now, it has all come back again,
It is the first in YEARS, since the longest I gain.

Talk with one particular friend, which she said "don't held back, the other might be in the same situation towards",
YES, confidence raised, but when sane and thought comes in, I know it might be just my own art.

The only thing that I am afraid of it is losing,
Me, failure is a process to learn, but losing, it is just pure dying.



exam exam exam.....
What the hell?!!! Is it because of all the stress which is building up every seconds, every minutes, and everyday?!!!


!!!HELP!!!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Mac Killer

Apple oh Apple


Got an email from Apple today......




their new Ipod Shuffle

Check it out!




Look at the size of the Ipod! Dammm! it's so darn small!!!

Functions:

So little. And yet so much.

The new iPod shuffle is jaw-droppingly small. It’s half the size of the previous generation. Yet there’s room for so much more. With 4GB of storage, it now holds up to 1,000 songs,1 and lets you enjoy multiple playlists, too.


It speaks for itself.

Introducing VoiceOver, the feature that gives iPod shuffle a voice. With the press of a button, it tells you what song is playing and who’s performing it. It can even tell you the names of your playlists, giving you a new way to navigate your music.






I'm Lovin' It

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Don't Tease Old Ladies

Haahahha....
A piece of advice to those joker out there =D
Was "googling" some law material....
and I FOUND this thingy....

Its funny...READ ON 






Defense Attorney:  Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:  I am 86 years old. 

Defense Attorney:  Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:  There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
                      when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
 
Defense Attorney:  Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:  No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:  What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:  He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:  Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:  No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:  Why not?

Little Old Lady:  It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:  What happened next?

Little Old Lady:  He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:  Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:  No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:  Why not?
Little Old Lady:  His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.  I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:  What happened next?

Little Old Lady:  Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him,
                      "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

Defense Attorney:  Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:  Hell, no!  He just yelled, "April Fool!"  And that's when I shot him, the little bastard. 





Hahaha
Perverted fellow *Bryan & Wilson* don't do this kinda stuff la k...u might get shoot! hahaha