Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Cow From India

Read on.... =)




The only cow in a small town in New Zealand stopped giving milk..

The townsfolk found they could buy a cow in India quite
cheaply.

They brought the cow from India and it was wonderful,
produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy..

They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows,
so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply
again.

They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever
the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move
away.

No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away
from the bull and he was never able to do the deed. The
people were very upset and decided to go the Vet, who was
very wise, tell him what was happening and ask
his advice..

"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves
away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward,
they said When he approaches her from the front, she backs
off. If he attempts from the one side, she walks away to the
other side."

The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this
before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in
India ?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever
mentioned that they had bought the cow over from India .

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.

"How did you know we got the cow in India ?

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye


"My wife is from India "





How about that? =D

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Catch up...

HELLLO!!!!


Hi hi hi hi, hello hello hello helloooooo.....It's been a while since I got time to really sit down infront of my mac....aaaah!!!!
Hectic hectic hectic hectic! Cannot tahan dy! really tired with orchestra's rehearsal and all....AND thank God that the evening's rehearsal was cancelled! aaah! i really need some rest!



Been really busy for rehearsal, for the UNESCO thingy and the concert for the celebration at night...haihzzzz.....

Anyway, I'm too lazy to explain everything.....I hope the pictures will help then! =D



Opening Ceremony
Penang Town Hall


Night Concert's rehearsal

Before Concert

Check out the sign! haha =D

I love this picture! WeiPing, Sarah, WeiZheng and MUA... =D



After Concerrt....
haha..what u doing la!! haha









Northam Beach! after concert....yum cha... =D
cacat hand there... =D

aahahahaa....


Balitonggg....

Wai Mun teaching WeiZHeng how to eat Balitonggg.... =D

GOsssssh, WaiKhey toook a picture of me from mua 4 years old till now.... =S









Alright...that's allll......

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Stilllll......

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Something which I missed still, after 4 years out from high school...
Chung Ling Wind Orchestra's Committee, Year 2004





I still want it....

Friday, July 17, 2009

The Lie Detector

=D


juz read on.....



THE LIE DETECTOR

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late..

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.

The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments.." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
..
The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.








How about that? =D

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Monster vs. ..........

Movies?


Have u all watch Monsters vs Aliens yet? well, I have yet to watch...but alot of ppl said that it's really nice and alll.....


But I find this picture below more amusing! hahaha =D
Check it out!! =D

They look so darn similar right?! hahaha...my friend from orchestra..! haha =D







till then.......

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Out of the Blue.....

Blue, Black or Red?


I've never in my life took any picture in Murni, although I've been there like millions...

they call it, Roti Dragon i think =S
Cheese Naan....


We couldn't finish our food....and Lionel, came over and help us! haha
after the meal, we were pretty bored, we were thinking..."in kl, do they have places like beaches to walk around?" the answer this...MEMANG NO LAAaaaaaa.....

So after hours of thinking where to go, we decided to go Genting! haha and it was already 10 something at night! haha...
Lionel said, "are u guys serious? no la, seriously if u all wanna go, u guys go ahead, I think i'll go off" ....HAHA i think he thinks that we're crazy! hahaha

ANyway, we went up Genting!! hahaa...... the journey was tiring...cause it's like 1 hour drive...


And now we're in Genting!!!! hahaha...AMy just went to Genting the week before this.! haha
It was super duper cold! and look what the gals were wearing...Waahaha....
I was already freezing...imagine them? =D
Yee Mun, Muaaa, and Amy

and
Starbucks with cards!
and we were actually drinking something COOLDDD.....
=D

Yee Mun & Amy


Amy & muaa



I think left around 4 something in the morning! hahaha... we went all the way up there to chill only!! haha...


IT WAS RANDOM, BUT IT WAS FUN!!! =D






Come back soon Amy Tan, I'm gonna die without u here! hahaha
Just kidding... =D