S*x Education by Phua Chu Kang

This is hilarious! =D

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining s*x to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
.........



Aloy : Why is m*k*ng love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy s*x more than men ?


PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !


Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have s*x when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........


Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing c*nd*ms when they are
m*k*ng love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?


Aloy : Why is m*k*ng love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ....... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"
also ah!!!

Funny?

=D