Friday, April 10, 2009

Why they ban chewing gum in Singapore...

Read on.... =)

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia.....having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation. 
Malaysian:  'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?' 
Singaporean:  'Of course' 
Malaysian:  'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore .' 
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence. 
Malaysian:  'Do you eat the jam with the bread?' 
Singaporean:  'Of course' 
Malaysian (chuckling):  'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-over in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam,..... before we sell it across to Singapore .' 
This time, the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia ?' 
Malaysian:  'Why, of course we do' 
Singaporean:  'Do you wear protection' 
Malaysian: 'Of course! We wear condoms.' 
Singaporean:  'And what do you do with the condoms once you've  used them?' 
Malaysian: 'Stupid question!!! Of course we throw them away.' 
Singaporean: 'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia......., and that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.'

So still gonna take chew gum? =D

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